Pretending Along

Pretending Along Public Service Announcement

... or PAPSA:

When it's cold out and there's been a sleet, rain, freezing rain mix all night, don't run to catch the bus. I know it 's tempting, it's only a half block to the stop, and the bus is there, and you just might make it if you run.

You will slip on the ice and fall into the inch of cold, wet slush that is currently coating the sidewalk. And you will feel like a jackass as you turn around to go back home and change your clothes. And people snicker under their breath as you walk past them.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.