Today's PAPSA concerns only denizens of the DC area; it's really more of a warning, an APB, rather than a PSA. I'm warning DC residents about a public nuisance, a miscreant at large in the DC area. The evildoer has been described as follows:
A short legged, brown and white male, with an unstreaked chest, a black reddish back, and black bib. Height, about six inches. Weight, approximately 30 grams.
The scoundrel was last seen on the corner 16th and Corcoran Streets NW about 8:45 this morning. He was perched in a tree, from whence the little fucker shat on my head as I walked to work this morning.
That's right folks, we're looking out for your common American House Sparrow. He's little, angry, and got great aim.
Posted by cs at February 23, 2004 1:26 PM