Paris Hilton has a book coming out.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
Enough.
Stop.
No More.
Your fifteen minutes is over. I've decided it. Go away. Stop showing up on the television. Get your face out of my newspaper. Don't fuck anyone else on camera. Don't act, don't sing, don't model, don't breathe. Just fucking go away you evil little harpy. You perfect embodiment of everything that is wrong and sick and pathetic with American society today. Take your skinny, blonde, stupid self and fade into nothingness.
What has this woman done (other than get fucked six ways from Sunday by a has-been TV star's husband)? What the hell is she going to write about? (were I more creative I'd write a fake excerpt, but I'm not so I won't anyone else want to take a crack at a brief excerpt from the Paris Hilton book?)
I can't fucking handle it. That does it, it's either Paris Hilton or me, one of us has to go.
Posted by cs at August 27, 2004 8:32 PMWhile watching the VMAs last nite, I realized that Paris is famous for NOTHING, other than being an heiress and taking advantage of her free fame to write stupid songs and star in stupid shows. BUT all of that is highly entertaining. So, I am interested in her book and then she can fade away.
Posted by: megadork at August 30, 2004 3:45 PMParis Hilton has really perfected herself as a self-fulfilling prophecy: she gets in the papers once, does something stupid, gets on TV, does something stupid, gets in the papers again, does nothing at all, and they put her back on TV, ad infinitum.
It's really brilliant: they pay her for all of it! If only I was rich enough to get started...
Posted by: Michael at August 31, 2004 4:37 PMBest Paris Hilton page EVER!!!!
Trust me:
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000170.html
I dont think u r a nice person and u r just jelus that i wood nevr talk 2 u in a barrrr. I sing and act and model and breath just fine thanks. All on my own. Except all thoz othr pepl who do stuf 4 Me.
Posted by: Paris at September 1, 2004 1:09 PM