September 14, 2004

A Memo

To the gorgeous young woman on 15th and M Street doing her civic duty and urging people to vote in this morning's DC primary:

As I walked past you and you tried to hand me some flier you noticed the "I Voted" sticker proudly displayed on my chest. You said, "Oh, thank goodness you already voted."

I'm sorry to have responded in such a lecherous manner, saying, "I'd vote again if it'd make you happy." I was momentarily struck dumb by your pretty face, short hair, and perhaps too short shorts and ignored my internal censor. While you appeared to find my little joke funny, the Kwame Brown and Harold Brazil supporters reacted as if I'd asked you to take your shirt off.

Posted by cs at September 14, 2004 9:35 AM
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Beacuse Mr. Brazil isn't the least bit slimy. Mr. Brown is, as far as I am currently aware, just a carpetbagger.

Posted by: Michael at September 14, 2004 2:55 PM

and again and again and..

Posted by: dan zimmerman at September 15, 2004 1:41 PM
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